I know, a very immature and silly statement but one I had actually made in class. Statistics are a horrible thing to learn because they don't always seem to make sense to me - or I can't remember them or how to use them.
Made in Adobe Illustrator using the Text tool and the Pen Tool.
1. Can you visualise the aspects I'm trying to get you to visualise?
2. What are your thoughts on the font? Should a I vary it? Should I use a different font?
3. Should I add colour to certain words (knife, cliffs, boiling, nuclear waste) or would that make it look a bit more childish and kiddy? EDIT: I made a colour version to the right. Should I use different colours anywhere?
4. Do you think there is a way I can say this to make more sense? I know this isn't the most grammatically eloquent statement in the world. Originally I said, "If math was a person I'd stab it with a blunt knife, throw it off a cliff into a vat of boiling hot nuclear waste." However I have a feeling that won't fit. Also I hate statistics more than I hate math.
Other entries you may constructively criticise as well if you like:
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The Time for Wit [link]
Money Corrupted the Soul [link]
Check them out!
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